Dear Dippity Doo:

Nice job on ruining the North Beach Festival! Not everyone has a family and not every event should be catered to the kiddie crowd. Restore the beer garden!

The festival will suck almost as much as you!

Have a nice day!

Thanks,
DooRite

Dear Dippity Doo:

Nice speech at the Demo Convention. You don't actually think that you can be Governor, do you? The entire state will be a giant pothole.

You suck!

Have a nice day!

Thanks,
DooRite

Dear Dippity Doo:

Where are the trees that you have promised? We need more green!

You suck!

Have a nice day!

Thanks,
DooRite