Dear Mayor DippityDoo:

I heard you on Alice this morning. You are a cheeseball --- you need special earphones so you don't mess up that horrible, out-of-date gel do or should we say don't?

You suck!

Have a nice day!

Thanks,
DooRite

Dear DippityDoo:

What in the hell is going on that we can have bonfires? This sucks bigtime.

So do you!

Have a nice day!

Thanks,
DooRite

Dear Dippity Doo:

Why does Muni suck like you? Why did one of the Muni drivers tell people leaving the Giants game last night that he isn't here to serve people?

Oh right, you don't care because you get driven every place. You would be irrate, too if you knew how much it sucks to be late all the time.

You sick!

Have a nice day!

Thanks,
DooRite

Dear DippityDoo:

Why does you City stink? Have you walked around Union Square lately? The sewer system sucks almost as much as you do!

Have a nice day!

Thanks,
DooRite

Dear DippityDoo:

Where are you? Are you holed up with Scientology chickie? Have you gone to meet TomKat with her, yet?

Why don't you fix the potholes? Bernal Heights is especially bad. Or are you still mad that they supported Susan Leal?

You suck!

Have a nice day!

Thanks,
Doorite

Dear DippityDoo:

Why are some of the other politicans in SF mad at you? Oh, right. You are a limelight hog. Instead of taking that bad hair to the White House, you should be a cheesey gameshow host. You wouldn't have to try hard at all.

You suck!

Have a nice day!

Thanks,
DooRite

Dear DippityDoo:

First, we think that Heather Fong may have som serious problems. She hasn't been around much.

Second, you are a total cheeseball. You should go out with the old gal who hit on you this morning instead of Christian Science girl. Plus, you talked too much this morning.

You suck!

Have a nice day!

Thanks,
DooRite

Dear DippityDoo:

We noticed that you had your Christian Scientist girlfriend with you on Saturday night's Earthquake Event. I thought that you claim to be Catholic?

Nobody can report that you attended Mass on Easter, either.

You suck!

Have a nice day!

Thanks,
DooRite

Dear DippityDoo:

What kind of hair gel do you buy, MayorBoy? We would like to purchase stock in that company since you use so much of it.

You suck!

Have a nice day!

Thanks,
DooRite

Dear DippityDoo:

Who did you payoff to become Mayor of San Francisco? It must be the few rich Republicans who drive beause you don't seem to care about the people who use Muni.

Muni sucks just like you!

Have a nice day!

Thanks,
DooRite

Dear DippityDoo:

What is this crap? You don't support the food and travel industry? You should, only visitors like you.

You suck and so does that lame hairstyle, MayorBoy.

Have a nice day!

Thanks,
DooRite

Dear DippityDoo:

Can't you do something about the flooded streets? Oh, wait. You don't walk anyplace.

You suck!

Have a nice day!

Thanks,
DooRite

Dear DippityDoo:

Where are you? Hanging out with your new chickie? Rumors are flying. How about you concentrate on the City for a change? San Francisco needs some of your TLC.

You suck!

Have a nice day!

Thanks,
DooRite

Dear Dippity Doo:

I noticed this morning that Google gets to bring WiFi to San Francisco. Hmm. Aren't these guys your buddies? Can you say cronyism?

You suck!

Have a nice day!

Thanks!

Doo Rite

April 5, 2006

Dear Dippity Doo:

I think that you suck, Gavin Newsom. So this blog is for me to keep an eye you and suggest ways that you can improve which are numerous.

Have a nice day!

Thanks,

Doo Rite

Hole in One

Dear Dippity Doo:

Instead of planting trees, why not fix the potholes? The roads here suck!

Have a nice day!

XOXO,

Doo Rite