Dear Dippity Doo:

Nice job on ruining the North Beach Festival! Not everyone has a family and not every event should be catered to the kiddie crowd. Restore the beer garden!

The festival will suck almost as much as you!

Have a nice day!

Thanks,
DooRite

Dear Dippity Doo:

Nice speech at the Demo Convention. You don't actually think that you can be Governor, do you? The entire state will be a giant pothole.

You suck!

Have a nice day!

Thanks,
DooRite

Dear Dippity Doo:

Where are the trees that you have promised? We need more green!

You suck!

Have a nice day!

Thanks,
DooRite

Dear Mayor DippityDoo:

I heard you on Alice this morning. You are a cheeseball --- you need special earphones so you don't mess up that horrible, out-of-date gel do or should we say don't?

You suck!

Have a nice day!

Thanks,
DooRite

Dear DippityDoo:

What in the hell is going on that we can have bonfires? This sucks bigtime.

So do you!

Have a nice day!

Thanks,
DooRite

Dear Dippity Doo:

Why does Muni suck like you? Why did one of the Muni drivers tell people leaving the Giants game last night that he isn't here to serve people?

Oh right, you don't care because you get driven every place. You would be irrate, too if you knew how much it sucks to be late all the time.

You sick!

Have a nice day!

Thanks,
DooRite

Dear DippityDoo:

Why does you City stink? Have you walked around Union Square lately? The sewer system sucks almost as much as you do!

Have a nice day!

Thanks,
DooRite